Promised Land


D: What’s up blondie ?

D: I think he’s trying to say something. Come here sweetie pie.

Agh ! They’re draining Stefan & Elena !! But lol at the fact that Stefan’s the one laid down.

D: You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter ?  

S: Do you wanna talk to her. Or you still, pretending like you don’t wanna hear her voice ? 

D: It’s gonna be a busy day for me Stefan. Time to strap on the hero hair

D: Get both yourselves safely home brother. I’d hate to have to kick her ass for losing you.

D to Jer: You. I need you & your xbox buddy to run an errand for me. But he just came to see his Bonnie ):

S: Our blood. Okay. Our blood. Don’t hog the blame. How can Stefan be so selfless. When they were together, all Damon wanted was Elena for himself.

Stelena imagining what Caroline would do if she were there. To keep themselves sane. Lol ! Cuties.

S: I do know this. If Caroline Forbes was here right now, we would both be laughing. E: We’re so pathetic. You know what, let’s put on our best Caroline Forbes hats shall we ? 

Elena struts to the car, Hi- Oh … Not what I was expecting. Over to Stefan.

Matt to D: Why don’t you do us all a favor & start dating Elena again ? Nooo !!!

Found cave of wannabe witches. For more information call Damon Salvatore. Lol ! I found that a bit too funny.

D: Now listen. Don’t be offended but I can’t just give them to anyone. So, what do they look like ? Marcos: They’re ragged. Beaten down by the world. Desperate for a home. D: You just described homeless people, aging hipsters & Matt Donovan. 

Marcos: Mystic Falls is a means to an end. Like a small pebble dropped into a very large pond. D: Very poetic. No idea what it means.

No !! Stefan can’t die !! Nooo !!!!!!  33a Watching Caroline cry for help 33a