What Lies Beneath

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That girl all over Tyler. Julian I mean. Maria, her name is. Woo ! He hasn’t turned in ages !
I need help ! Somebody ! They just stare.

S about Luke: Damon I know you’re out of friends. But I’m not sure this guy’s the best replacement.

Luke: So it kills vampires. What does this mean for the witches ? D: Nobody cares.

D: Well good news our friend Luke here is an alleged genius at locator spells. 

D: Meanwhile you & I & our ex girlfriend are gonna go on a little school trip. S: Sounds greaat..

Enzo: For some reason I thought that would feel better.

Elena’s giving it all away. Damon’s gonna find out 3411

Stefan & Elena running off to make the fire together, D: Let the games begin.

B: Not to be, the only girl here. But I, can’t watch this. I’m gonna go upstairs.

C: So my deduction skills really suck.
C: So there secret really was about Enzo.

He took Luke. So they can be found now. Ugh, sneaky bitch.

E: Where did that even come from ? C: I, have no idea.

S: What did you think I was gna do ? Hate me. I thought you would hate me. Ugh ~ Can’t get over when they have these moments. And you just see that brother connection/love ^_^

D: That’s for Enzo. And it’s the last time you’ll hear from me.

S: I didn’t want you to think any less of me. Aaahh, the cute friendship of Caroline & Stefan.

E: Ok. Now I’m really confused.
What was that for ? D: Coz I’ve had a really crappy day. And I needed it.

Rescue Me

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But he’s a good man. They can’t just kill him 3411 !!

We’re still bad for each other. And we are still broken up. Last night was a mistake.

E: Damon put some clothes on. Or at least get out of my way. D: You’re loss. I make a pretty good naked breakfast. Then she just does a weird dodge, while Damon just gives her looks 😛

Besides I’ve got you guys. Mystic Falls’ amateur therapists. M: I’m only listening to you because I’m getting paid.

Enzo’s reaction to Caroline’s threat 333 Like a perky blonde angel of death

I’m in need of a murder buddy. I’m joking. Joke. British humor.

Omg ! I almost forgot 322 When Enzo’s like I can’t decide if you’re bored of me or the mission. When Caroline picks up that mag to read, after he gives her looks for a while. She’s like Why not both ? But he just pops out with the fact that he is her type after all  347 I just loled when he picked up that mag with girls on it.

C: Let me guess. She. Made you. Wanna be a better man. E: No. Just reminded me I was a good man all along.

Cheating ? That is so not like him. But I wanna know what he was actually doing, spending so much time with her lately.

Liv: Turns out Elena’s right. The world actually does revolve around her. Noo ! It can’t revolve around her ;P

You’re making excuses for someone you love. That’s what you do.

The things Damon says. Oof ! When he had Elena pushed up against the lockers. 

Hi. My name is Caroline Forbes. And I am a good vampire. I think I pretty much waited to hear this line. It sums up how I feel about her. She is good, I think she has awesome self control for a vamp. But what can I say ? Stefan did teach her.

Maybe you can’t stand the thought of putting Stefan’s life in anyone’s hands but your own. Why does it seem like they keep implying something between Caroline & Stefan ?

T: Whats happening. Who are you people ? E: We’re angels mate. Come to deliver you to the sweet hereafter. I didn’t hear it at first, but when I did I was like LOL you joker !

Do you trust me ? Of course. Then she fuckin snapped Enzo’s neck. It was so fast I almost never got it.

L: Who are you ? T&M: Friends of Jeremy. And Elena. And Damon, sometimes. Don’t forget Bonnie. She’s the one who told us you might be here.

Why do they keep bringing Matt along ? He’s just a human. I just don’t want to see him getting hurt 😦

That little vision Caroline had of killing Tom. Well, more like letting him die. It freaked me out. I was like, You’re meant to be good Caroline 😦

Boo 😦 Enzo killed Tom.

Jeremy’s whole life is bad for Jeremy.

The two of them lying in that car, while Caroline realizes how she was fooled. I’m so charming. I want to distract you. I mean I practically invented that. Fooled by your own tricks. Oooh …

Well the hero part of my mind needs recharging. I’m exhausted after being tortured all day while you were flirting with yet another British …

She finally gets that they ain’t gonna be able to stay away from each other. About fuckin time. I’m sick of her saying it’s off, then they just jump each other.

They’re drinking Stefan & Elena’s blood ?! Eww ! And why the fuck did she kill them all ?? Is that guy who came out of Bonny Morose or watev ?

They got cured pretty quick, don’t you think ? Didn’t even make such a big deal over Elena’s curse thing. 

While You Were Sleeping

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Her dancing at the bar, then saying it isn’t her. Confused the fuck out of me. I didn’t realize it was her dream till she woke up.

I love the way Jer’s teasing Damon 😛 Lol

Damon mentioned you. Said you’d get a little judgy. Also said you had a thing for accents

Who’s the gay blonde? He hasn’t actually been shown before, has he ? Coz I don’t remember him. Like at all.

I like Stefan’s new hairdo. Well, it looks new to me, when those travelers were doing that mind thing to him.

Manipulative bitch Elena. She freakin stabbed Liv.

For a second I thought Stefan had been an ambulance guy in his past. Then I got it, it’s his doppelganger is. I found that kinda hot 347 Looks good on him.

Damnit Damon ! You’re gna break her by telling her.
I need you to say something. He sez that so often, doesn’t he ?

Rebekah ? Hi. I’m kidding. Lexi right ? Lol 🙂 Caroline’s face.

Luke ! So that’s where he comes in. He’s going out with Liv’s brother right ? So he’s oredii a vamp or what ? Oh right. Just heard it properly. He’s her brother -_-

She’s just gonna go around blaming everyone for not realizing it wasn’t her 361

Look at us. We’re in a toxic relationship.
Whoo ! They broke up. Yeah. Yeah Yheah. The fuck man !

Barely got time to celebrated & they’re fucking already !